Well here's the thing. I don't go through your phone. I don't go through your emails. I don't go on your shit. I've decided I wanted to try this new thing called trust. I trust you so I don't go through your stuff. And by me putting trust in you and by not going through your stuff, I thought that you might start trusting me too.
You have no reason not to trust me. I don't lie to you. I never have and never will. I don't keep secrets from you. It's just too hard to keep a secret from you. I love you too much to hurt you and I know better than to try to piss you off.